Overhaul in Progress!
After a year of little activity here or on umbrellasallthewaydown I'm finally coming back to this site! I have ambitious plans so stay tuned :)
Updates
- 2025.07.17 I'm now also looking into Three.js! The goal is to have low poly models that are animated and at least somewhat interactable (honestly i just want to be able to spin my characters around in my browser)
- 2025.07.15 Learning X3DOM! I'm also learning Blender so I can't wait to make low poly stuff. That you can interact with!! On a web page!!! Without me needing to code in JavaScript!!!! Utterly deranged stuff going on over at x3dom.org I love it
- I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!